SWAH

Acronym for "since we are here". The condition which compels people to make unscheduled stops due to the proximity of another store. See mission creep

I was going to mow the lawn but the trip to CostCo SWAH-ed into trips to Whole Foods, Trader Joes and the mall.

by mike_the_wino June 25, 2012

SeaHorse

When a male ejaculates into a females mouth, in which she returns by spitting it into the males anus. Just like a male seahorse carries the offspring.

Ryan received a seahorse from some chick in a chevy truck.

by Papa-Juarez December 26, 2017

swear jar

A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image

child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system

by Dubiks March 2, 2019

kinky swear

similar to a pinky swear, it involves the participants promising one person another something by puting each individuals pinky in the other person's buthole. Often seen at gay weddings.

Sebastion and Alexy concecrated their promise with a quick kinky swear, for ever making it permenant.

by Sebastion Dirty December 24, 2007

seahorse

A sexual position, where the female gets penetrated while being on top of the male.

Otherwise known as 'woman on top'

"What is your favourite sexual position?"

"Oooh...definitely seahorse"

by orpyhjrg March 17, 2008

sweaome

The word awsome as spelt by bryony after a brief chat about the 80s.

B: "Lewis was born in the 80s"

E: "sweaome"

by Elliot =) December 23, 2008

swaheelied

Out Ones Mind On Ecstacy in Scottish Terms

Am Heavy Swaheelied Man

by nmq August 29, 2009