swallowed in the sea

the best coldplay song ever. It talkes about a guy and a girl and how the sea seems to have taken away one of them.

the streets your walking on,
a thousand houses long,
well thats where i belong,
and you belong with me,
not swallowed in the sea.

by Janiya January 12, 2009

shallow

Having the tendency to like someone based solely on their looks. Having a liking for hot people is not being shallow. Not caring what they're like because they're hot is being shallow.

What the majority of the human race is. Especially men.

DeAndre: Get away from me you fat bitch! Why am I even with you in the first place!?
Dovey: But sweetie, I love you! Didn't you say you liked smart girls?
DeAndre: Ugh, can someone call the pound on this fatass?

Two days later, the shallow bastard DeAndre died because a germ killed him after he got AIDS from some idiotic slut who can't spell her own name.

by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006

shallow

What all women are. Okay sorry 99% of women are. The other 1% live somewhere on mars.

Don't deny it. You know it's true, yet you still don't care. Fuckin morons.

by Adrian March 30, 2005

sqwallow

To swallow something squirted into your mouth usually causing a gag-like reflex.

This action is very common in home-made amateur porn videos located all over the internet.

I didn't ask her if she spits or swallows, so I made her sqwallow.

by T.O.doubleD. September 14, 2009

Shallow Fart

A fart that has very little gas content, as it is squeaking out ahead of a large solid mass in the bowels. The shallow fart portends defecation.

I'm having really shallow farts right now" = "My contractions are getting closer together

by cannibal pete May 29, 2010

Swallowers

Followers on Twitter that are not actually real people, but advertisements for porn websites.

Twitter just deleted all of my swallowers. Now I'm down to 115 followers.

by Zoda-Z July 23, 2009

swallowing teeth

punching someone in the mouth so hard you bust their front teeth (or tooth) and send it down their throat from the sheer force of the punch

that nigga did what? fuck, he's gonna be swallowing teeth when i find his ass

by feed the printer paper April 24, 2010