Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

by Flipzomg August 24, 2008

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submiss

A form of submissive. A girl, or "miss", who sees anyone and everyone as their dom, their master. They will do whatever, whenever, and enjoy it. Or not, if you tell them to.

Man, did you hear what some guys did with that chick Kelly? Mike, Jack AND Phil all had her lick their poop shooters and she loved every minute of it. Then they had her take all three of their dicks in her pussy at once.

Why? Wouldn't that hurt?

Like she cares. She's a submiss.

by makesupkinks August 16, 2009

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passive submissive

(adj.) the disposition of positioning one's self as a sexually submissive person, but managing to be anything but through tardiness, inaction or other sins of omission.

Dom #1: Teresa says she wants to try being a slave, but whenever I invite her over to each her the ropes, she doesn't show up.

Don #2: That bitch is passive submissive. Forget about her.

by bewildered by the bay March 22, 2008

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