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screaming yips

noun: a condition, in which a person or animal spontaneously lurches into spasmodic movements consistent with a baby calf which appears to be kicking with its hind legs at a swarm of flies which aren't there; vocalization that is sharp and loud accompanies this action. The duration of this condition is seconds to minutes.
One teacher: "How are your kids today?"
Other teacher answers: "Shit, man, they've got the screaming yips. I'm about to lose my shit!"
First teacher, "Holy Jesus on a Stick, I have them next period!"
by Smacfoo November 19, 2004
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Man spreading

Nothing to do with taking up an extra space, just giving the balls room to breathe
Dude my sack feels like is suffocating, that's why I always be man spreading my meat
by Jocoque May 26, 2017
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Screaming Seagull

The noise your girlfriend makes after you pull out, stick your penis in the sand, and then repenetrate.
My girlfriend and I went to the beach yesturday and I gave her a screaming seagull.
by Rack City January 2, 2012
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Strealing

Is when you and your friends go streak and steal somewhere in a public area.
"Last night I went strealing with me and my buddys at the local Walmart".
by PieRice December 8, 2009
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streaking

to run around naked. thats it.

but sometimes you leave your clothes with the wrong friend and he hides them under your halloween decorations so your other friends have to run in the house naked, even though your brother might be sitting in the kitchen to see it.
dude, fucking canan stole our clothes, while we were streaking
by Brookealynnn December 9, 2008
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Steaming Phong

When someone named phong takes a shit on your chest.
Farrell was extactic to recieve a steaming phong after gym class.
by gym1234653 March 9, 2011
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Screaming Love Raccoon

A sexual act so heinous and depraved that it is considered a war crime in most countries. Not much about the nature of the actual act is known because most of the participants die within 48 hours of the act. All that is known for sure is that it involves and Brazilian wandering spider and is almost always fatal to all participants.
Nobody survives the screaming love raccoon.
by lowlychrismarks March 12, 2013
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