strap hula

A girl buys 4 strap-on dildos and attach them on each side of her body on her hip, one in the front, another in the back, another on the right and then another on the left. Then she talks with 4 homossexual guys and invites them to go to her house. Once they are inside, she asks them to go into dog position, one in the front, another behind her, another on her right and another on her left and they must have their assholes pointed to her. She now is in the middle of them. After that she does the hula hula dance from hawaii and penetrates each strap-on on each asshole. And thats the strap hula.

Girl: Hey guys, do you wanna come over here in my house?
4 Homossexual guys: Yeah sure!

- They are now inside her house...
Girl: Now you must go into dog position, with your knees and hands on the floor with your assholes pointed to me and i'll be in the middle.

- They are now in dog position...

- The girl puts some hawaian music...
Girl: NOW WE GO INTO STRAP HULA MODE LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!

by SexMaister April 30, 2019

Wrist Strap

The thing on the Wii controller that you strap around your wrist so you don't thundercunt it into the fucking screen.

Kid 1: You wanna play Wii Bowling?
Kid 2: Sure, just make sure you put on the wrist strap.

by ToofTu March 7, 2024

Strap

Strap is another synonym for gun. It is used by rappers, gangsters, and people who occupy themselves in the Hood.

We gonna pull up on this guy, get ya strap! We gonna gun this n*gga down.

by NerdCan December 28, 2018

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Strap trap

A guy who is looking to get pegged

Ryan is a strap trap, he posts pictures of his butthole all day.

by femalenhancement March 13, 2023

redneck strap on

Using a plunger as a strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard

by tjk31415 January 17, 2019

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021