stratego

The act of masturbation or looking at pornography.

-Are you going to the movies later?
-No, I think I might hang out at home go on the internet and play some stratego.

by I and R May 21, 2004

Straeing

Straeing, Is the art of packing poop in your
penis hole then build up some piss pressure
untill the cork poop shoots out and you try
and catch it in your mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me straeing last night.

by kurzwe1l April 3, 2009

strategic friendship default

strategic friendship default

this def was posted on my birthday

and so i write it here now

strategic friendship default means when one is a fake friend

by giug78tig August 3, 2010

strategery

He may not have said that, but that is the least of his well-documented fuck ups. Saying he is a west texas girl at a recent press conference is of greater concern, and hilarity. Thankfully, his sagging poll numbers indicate we will no longer have to put up with a C student for a President much longer. No one doing this shitty this early has ever been re-elected, and this west texas belle will not be an exception.

I can't wait till G-Dubs is booted out of office in Novemeber, and someone with a firm grasp of the english language and at least a moderate level of syntax is voted in. Not to mention the ability to articulate that he is, in fact, a male.

by Franken June 13, 2004

straker

A person who is a strake, or possesses the capabilities of a strake or being a strake.

What a straker.

by TheWorder12 November 30, 2011

low-stakes

A person that’s acting shallow or petty or treating someone as if they are insignificant. Also refers to a business person being a small-time lackey. Inspired by a line in an episode of “Mr. Mayor.”

“Her low-stakes gossip is gonna get her ass kicked.” “He thinks he’s the shit but he’s really just a low-stakes fool.”

by Bourgie Bird March 26, 2022

Staked

This is the intense feeling of pain and paralyzation you feel do to having your heart broken into a million pieces.

I want to pay in bed all day. When she cheated on me, it staked me.

by Destiny Girl May 28, 2018