Cum Sock Gambit

A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.

Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”

by Cum Sock Gambiter February 19, 2022

Shock Block

1. The act of emotionally spoiling the content of a TV show, movie, or book for another person, making the other person aware of what emotions they will feel after watching or reading.

2. When someone tells you the ending is "GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND" and then it doesn't because you knew it would.

3. When someone tells you how much they cried after last night's episode of Game of Thrones.

AKA: Emotional Spoiler, Sob Rob, Feel Steal

"Awww dude, last night's episode of Grey's had me balling my f*#king eyes out."
"Damn it man, you totally just Shock Blocked me!"

by SSOS February 10, 2015

F-Stick

The male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area. Can be used as a noun to describe someone you feel is an idiot or stupid, such as a 'tool'. Literally meaning Fuck Stick.

You're such an F-Stick. Listen here F-Stick, you don't know what you're talking about.

by Manley Hall November 15, 2007

dirty stack

A stack of poker chips containing mostly all of the same color or denomination, with a chip or two of a smaller denomination mixed somewhere in the middle, creating an "unclean" stack of a normally even amount. Typically found after scooping a huge take of some superdonk's money and quickly stacking your massive loot. Commonly accompanied by a loud, audible "SHIP IT!"

Dealer: Player, you've got a dirty stack 5th from the right.
Player: Which stack?
Dealer: 5th from the right, that stack of blacks has a green chip in the middle.
Player: Which stack of blacks?
Dealer: The 5th from the right
Player: This one?
Dealer: No, next to it
Player: This one?
Dealer: No, two more over
Player: Oh I see it
Dealer: Give it here I'll color you up to purples
Player: Ship it.

by mcchris July 1, 2008

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014

Stack Paper

(verb) - the action of earning & retaining currency in paper denominations.

To afford to attend a post secondary educational facility next fall, Bobby will need to stack paper all summer.

by the8obman November 12, 2010