Adam and Steve

Derogatory term used by some Christians to announce their disapproval of sexual relationships between 2 men.

God created the Earth for Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005

Tickley Steve

All he wants to do is tickle you with his big... hairy... man fingers. If you ever are alone with him, RUN THE FUCK AWAY

I heard tickley steve isn't allowed near most elementary schools anymore because he seems "too" enthusiastic about helping the kids...

by Definitely not Kyle September 11, 2016

Crusty Steve

The act of ejaculating on a girl's face, and letting it dry. Once dry she peels it off and eats it.

Guy 1: So what did you do last night?

Guy 2: Oh my god! Last night I gave this girl a Crusty Steve. It was great.

by Sticky_Butt_Nuts April 11, 2011

Steve Key

Prolific (and horrific) discoverer of some of the least well known sexual acts this side of a Dirty Sanchez. Some of his more well known pieces "The Houston Jetpack" and "The Alabama Hot lips" he first performed when touring the US back in 2001. Keysie, as he's known to his lovers, demands his sexual partners to shout out load "DOES THE KEY FIT STEVE, TELL ME IT FITS" towards the business end of his performances. Rumours have started to circulate regarding his latest piece of work, which is thought to have been named "The Sh!t book-end" and involves herding a stag party into a narrow-boat and blocking the exits by depositing large stinking sh!ts either end of the walk through. The stag party will then retire to their beds and fall unconscious - at which point "someone" is performed upon. Then, whilst the party awakes and BANTAAAs around the stinking after-mass that unlucky "someone" remains quiet and curled shaking in a ball, the rest of the party will attempt to identify the phantom sh1ter. The idea is that BANTA becomes so unnerving that his victim will refrain from expressing their concerns.

steve key keysie frog song PULL male, blonde, tall

by nitram selig September 24, 2012

Taking a Steve

(Taking a Steve) that massive shit that is uncomfortable enough to feel like your tearing your anus

(Taking a Steve )
man #1 where is Hollywood ?

Man #2 I don't know I think he is taking a massive Steve

Man#1 ohh that explains why he was running so fast a minute ago!!.

by StarfishSex August 9, 2016

Steve Harwell

The lead singer for the band Smash Mouth. His name is mostly unknown amongst the world, and up to this point, his name was most likely a mystery to you.

"Man, Steve Harwell's an awesome singer!"

"Steve Harwell?"

"The lead singer for smash mouth."

"Oh so THAT'S his name!"

by JonahGamer January 18, 2015

bitchless steve

a noun that describes a racist, queerphobic, and misogynistic man that pretends to be a writer and an intellectual when in reality he’s just lonely and has no friends or bitches. a bitchless steve is also described as being gay in denial. bitchless steves may also have interests such as d&d, fantasy, and are usually mormons.

random guy’s bio: d&d addict. i like to stare out into the stillness of fantastical beauty. aspiring writer. not into loneliness. i absolutely adore hugs.
everyone: oh my god hes such a bitchless steve

by bitchlessstevehateclub August 25, 2022