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Grimist Standard

The belief of morality and haram friendly acts, the true world if sanctuary in a world of humans lacking humanity. Grimist Standard is the absolute belief in science, and conciousness, with the outside belief in reincarnation of the conciousness other than the mind and its memory of said conciousness. Grimist/Grimism often refer to acts such as death or the sanctity of life as metaphoric gods. The transformation of consciousness is what is know as the void and its rebirth, Time is the father of live, and the planet the mother, the star the grandparent, the universe its evolution, and the galaxy as the beginning. Grimism is a relaxed version of conservative view and the truth of real science and the beauty of history and its its darkness.
You believe in reincarnation but are defined as science and its origin of concision, you must be of a Grimist standard belief.
by (UBS) Favaro Grim March 20, 2023
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Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.
Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.
by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023
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STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.
Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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Daisy Standard Time

when you tell someone who’s always late the wrong meeting time so they actually get there on time
like if soundcheck is at 4, you’d tell them that it was actually at 3 so they wouldnt miss it
rod: soundchecks at 3
daisy: hey i know about daisy standard time!
by morefuntomiss March 25, 2023
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Double-Standard Declyn

The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.
Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024
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Bog standard

A british slang word for "plain" or "normal"
"This cheese is bog standard"
by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023
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list of standard acceptables

A set of rigid rules and regulations that dictate how one must behave or act to conform to societal norms and avoid any form of deviation. These guidelines are often created by people in positions of power who seek to control and manipulate the masses to maintain their authority and status quo. While on the surface they may seem harmless, in reality, they stifle creativity, innovation, and individuality, leading to a world where everyone is a mindless robot, blindly following the dictates of those in charge.
Sorry, I can't wear that to work, it doesn't meet the list of standard acceptables set by management.
by Type2GenomeManiac April 16, 2023
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