Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

Stage Left Cunts

the divas who dance and fool around backstage during rehearsal in the stage left wing

AKA: SLC

friend: *twerking on set pieces backstage to the beat of the music*

me: omg girl ur literally one of the stage left cunts now

by yfih14 September 17, 2025

Stage Bugs

A bad comedian or shitty solo comedy act

"Man, none of these guys are funny, just a bunch of stage bugs tonight."

by Hyonkity July 27, 2020

The pizza stage

When a boy asks a girl to share a pizza it means he wants to elevate it to a new level

Hey jenny wanna share a pizza,

Yay we are in the pizza stage

by bobbyli May 6, 2014

The three stages of life

stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death

Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it

by MOBILEXPLAINZ February 3, 2022

Stagee

Stagee Is The Name You Give A Friend That Has An IQ Of 0 And Really Hates How He Cant Spell The Word Orange, And Goes In Town With Children.

Man You Really Are Stagee

by Frimpong May 20, 2012