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Stacken Blochen

A German game where the player must arrange random objects on a dresser at 90 degree angles. Failure to do so results in death by severe beatings.
Es das NEIN Stacken Blochen!! *SMACK* *Beatdown*
by Inebriated Penguin October 18, 2003
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Creepy Internet Stalker

A furry/anime artist/other talentless, oversensitive type who gets mad at a particular person (usually a female that they have a creepy, backwards crush on) and goes around trying to get even in such ridiculous fashions as writing innacurate, stupid definitions including their real name.
by tengu shoes January 7, 2005
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Stalker-fake

A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.
Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."

Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"

Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."

Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"

Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."
by TertiaryColors March 27, 2009
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slacker

- Avoid effort like plague
- Learn the art of Procrastination
- Generally avoid doing all things avoiding labour
- Get an online career
- What you must do, do half-heartedly
- Get an online job!!
- The fastest you will ever move will be while attempting to escape a labourous activity
- High School student?...hooky Gym Class
slacker slacker slacker slacker is an art
by ohwefoh October 5, 2006
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Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.
Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.
by ManchesterMCFC February 10, 2009
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Night Stalker

Someone who can fly a helicopter better than God himself.

Men of the 160th S.O.A.R
I want to be a Night Stalker in the military.
by Andrew June 7, 2004
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Snackers

"Yo, Mark! You got any snackers on you?" - Mike

"Helllllll yeah. Let's snacker it up in my bathroom!" - Mark
by Mike the Sloth July 20, 2008
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