Spoon Licker

A creepy pervert that looks at you like you are on the menu and like he/she would like to lick the front and back of a spoon clean after sampling a steaming heaping spoon full of poop from your butt. A freak that has a spoon fetish, and a staring problem.

"He just loves his peanut butter like a Spoon Licker. That old Spoon Licker wants a taste of you. Are you on the menu? Because that Spoon Licker can't take his eyes off of you.

by Joe Hucklebuckle April 27, 2009

Spoon Pic

On forums when some one posts something unbelievable, you say spoon pics, and they have to post a picture of the event with a spoon somewhere in it.

"Dude I slept with the hottest model last night."

"Bull shit, spoon pics?"

"Uh, no i forgot to..."

by TheManAustin September 11, 2009

Spoon Me

A more "appropriate" way of saying "fuck me"

Jan: Let's go shopping today!
John mumbling: Spoon me.

by Port5 October 30, 2009

Spoon

Someone who is beyond an idiot

Did you see the shit Steve was doing last night?

Yeah he's such a spoon.

by Davros01 December 17, 2008

Gav Spoon

Often misread as gay spoon. A bad partner in the bedroom. often having a ridiculously small wiener.

Wow what a gav spoon he has the tiniest cock i've ever seen!

by his lover mutha fucker! December 13, 2010

have a spoon

a defiant demand usually used to add emphasis to eat my ass

Have a spoon... so you EAT MY ASS! FUCK YOU!

by Hodgit August 6, 2004

shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon

me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.

by shnookers May 20, 2008