Spookeh Month

IT IZ THE SPOOKEH MONTH!!! *spooky dance*

- "Hey, October just starte--"
- "OMG THE SPOOKEH MONTH JUST STARTED??" *spooky dance*

by silly._Gh0st December 21, 2024

Shooker.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Shooker.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

.shooker.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: .shooker.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Snookered

To put a males foreskin over another males ball bag, This act can be done between any 2-3 consenting males.

Hey Dave, do you fancy being snookered this evening

by TheSnookerMaster June 5, 2025

Smu-Smookered

Drunk. Wasted. Intoxicated. Smashed.
Invented by Timothy while smu-smookering.
Smu-Smorshkin is the alchohol that gets you smu-smookered

Im gonna get Smu-Smookered tonight with Alisha.

by Croberts88 April 6, 2009

Kick (Snooker)

The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots

Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.

Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.

Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'

There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.

Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.

Kick (Snooker):

A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there

B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'

A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!

by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011

Double Spooner

another word for a boner/erection

dude, i have a raging double spooner right now.

by Toejamfat May 24, 2012