penis smoofurdium

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a penis smoofurdium is street-slang, or slander for ejaculating your penis, while at the same time petting your cat ( it must be smokey gray, or look like tech 9ne, dogs dont count.) to achieve smoofurdium you must tickle your mother with one of your pubic hairs, while turning your rectum inside out and, you half to have a swimming pool, if you dont, i dont care about you. 'nuff said.

josh miller: yeah, my mom totally freaked when you tickled the shit out of her with your dick froe.

cameron carter: fuck yeah, best penis smoofurdium ever man.

and a box.

by mr.cameronpants November 14, 2011

Spoff

West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.

Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!

by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

Skoof

The act of sick burning. (Ice Burn)

Oh man he Skoof'd you so bad, you didn't even have a comeback!

by Skoofz September 27, 2007

spooftacular

The antonym to spifftacular.
It is an adjective describing something bad and/or stupid.

"Omg your dress is SO spooftacular!"

by The one and only Binky September 30, 2005

Shoof the doof

It can mean anything that you want it to mean

Skylar : "Do you want to shoof the doof with me ?"

by The goon123 November 9, 2014

shoof

When someone wanna say "shit" but you say oof halfway through due to reasons.

Example 1: Get that shoof outta here!
Example 2: What is this shoof?
Example 3: That piece of shoof is disgusting!

by DoodleBaldiBFB October 17, 2019

soof

an extremely sweet girl, she has the biggest heart. She might look intimidating and people spread dumb rumors about her, just because they're jealous of her. She is highkey freaky and funny. She is very creative and musical. If u ever meet a Soof make sure you won't hurt her and will keep her and protect her. You won't find someone like her and you will regret is, amen.

damn, are u a soof?

by slycheey January 12, 2020