pussy splitter

sum1 that is the best fuck, so good they split your pussy, same with buttcracker

"ooo james, your nigger T over there, he is such a pussy splitter"
"well, call me up Yolana"
"well 2 is beta than 1"
"fuck yeah, im in!"

by baybee gurl May 29, 2004

Mammoth Bitch Splitter

The word speaks for itself. A dick which is large enough to make even the biggest camel toe ache. Usually used in combination with Beef Curtains. See Beef Curtains.

Man, I think i busted her taint with my Mammoth Bitch Splitter!

by APervert May 13, 2005

Side splitter

sex move in which woman on her side bottom leg straight top leg straight up in air

I gave her the side splitter

by JBut December 25, 2007

splattercough

Short and forceful, yet voluminous vomiting.

I thought I could hold it in, but all at once, I splattercoughed everywhere.

by Splatter May 13, 2005

Slutterball

A term that describe a very permiscuous woman who resembles, to scale, a butter ball turkey

Heather: God Fran is such a fat slut.
Erin: yeah I know she's a total slutterball.

by Greyn April 3, 2009

Splattermatterphobia

The uncalming fear of what may be on the underside of the toilet seat in a public bathroom.

Someone before you may have made some porcelain percussion with their toilet muffin pasted to the seat and made a heck of a mess on the under side. You are afraid to touch the seat and lift it up! This is Splattermatterphobia!

by Trackwalker March 4, 2009

SPLATTER BLAST

The act of having explosive diarrhea. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Dude, Don't go into that first bathroom! Josh just SPLATTER BLASTED the whole thing!

by The-One-And-Only-Nate.O May 1, 2012