Bitch sperm

When a woman gives birth to a male and he turns out to be a in her view a LBB (little bitch boy) and is not masculine enough in the woman’s eye, it is often the result of sperm that has a cry baby or bitch gene infected in the semen. It can’t be detected by convention medical tests but often manifests itself as a toddler who cry’s and screams more often than the mom expected. As an adolescent, boys infected with the bitch sperm will often exhibit metrosexual behavior such as eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, wearing a scarf often and flamboyantly and will also often suffer from arachnophobia.

I hate your family and all the males have bitch sperm that is why you’re two year old son is going to grow up as half a fag.

by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022

Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.

Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010

Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips

Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips

by OnWord March 6, 2023

Sperm Bibs

A womans breasts

I blew a load all over her sperm bibs

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Sperm Bot

A male with a brain programmed only for sex.

I hit the bars last night with a couple of Sperm Bots.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016

Sperm Whale

A very horny male (Reign) who likes squirting.

Sperm Whale squirted on her last night.

by Ur_W0rstNightmar3 September 17, 2017

Sperm Burn

When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently

I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away

by The Obzerver April 16, 2021