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Sperm Shuttle

The physical eruption of the male sex organ when it is sexually stimulated with enormous vigor.
Man, that chica at the club last night had me blasting off sperm shuttles when we got back to my place!
by Jerk in the Box May 30, 2013
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sperm thinner

Term for the popular citrus soda, Mountain Dew.

The term is meant to emphasize the myth that if a man drinks too much Mountain Dew he will end up sterile.

Coined in 2011
Hey, will you grab me a sperm thinner out of the cooler?
by HurricaneAndrew June 2, 2011
mugGet the sperm thinnermug.

sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis
hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"
by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022
mugGet the sperm vampiremug.

Bitch sperm

When a woman gives birth to a male and he turns out to be a in her view a LBB (little bitch boy) and is not masculine enough in the woman’s eye, it is often the result of sperm that has a cry baby or bitch gene infected in the semen. It can’t be detected by convention medical tests but often manifests itself as a toddler who cry’s and screams more often than the mom expected. As an adolescent, boys infected with the bitch sperm will often exhibit metrosexual behavior such as eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, wearing a scarf often and flamboyantly and will also often suffer from arachnophobia.
I hate your family and all the males have bitch sperm that is why you’re two year old son is going to grow up as half a fag.
by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022
mugGet the Bitch spermmug.

Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.
Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.
by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010
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Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips
Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips
by OnWord March 6, 2023
mugGet the Mouth spermmug.

Sperm Bibs

I blew a load all over her sperm bibs
by anonymous February 16, 2022
mugGet the Sperm Bibsmug.

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