june shelton

a guy who sleeps a lot, ejaculates from his hand, has a big lip, and is very homosexual yet tries very hard to be normal by acting like he likes females

Could you please wake up that june shelton he has just came on himself while looking at that male teacher.

by I.Am.ThA.MaN May 12, 2009

smeltch

When two individuals adjoin their anal cavities via a straw and one individual releases a juicy fart into the other’s rectum. The straw is then removed and the receiver of the fart releases the toxic gas directly into the face of the original farter. The original farter then basks in the deliciousness of smelling the fumes of his own ass being released out of the anus of another.

Nate made me a smeltch straw for my birthday and let me smeltch my farts out of his ass all night long; it was the best birthday ever.

by winfaulker February 24, 2008

spectacula

referring to an individual, as well as a part of a whole: the kid's you see wearing all black, often with lot's of peircings, black make up and black jelly bracelets. this kid will tell you, if asked, that he/she wears this garb to be different and to not conform to society, when in actuality they all look the same.

"check out spectacula! must be a crossbreed between a goth kid and a candy-raver."

by audacious November 28, 2003

Smelted

Stating that your ice cream has turned to liquid

My Ben and Jerry smelted!

by Smoooothe May 30, 2010

smelt

Pieces of loose skin on your ballsack that fall off.

Without use of lubrication while goofing off smelting occurs.

by Stephen Douglas March 29, 2003

Helter Skelter

A women who face looks like Skeletor. Her high cheek bones, and sunken in small eyes. No matter how much weight she lost, she still would be ugly. When she smiles and shows you her teeth, she looks exactly like a horse. Has the personality of hell on wheels, and very controlling. Has a obssession with herself, and is hell to live with.

Helter Skelter: women of hell of wheels

by 7847477848 January 12, 2011

Helter Skelter

A book written in the 1950's or 60's that inspired Charles Manson, inadvretantly, to form a cult, the "Manson Family", in which, he was not only the "father", but "God". This led to the "Manson Murders" in 1968, and the Manson trials throughout the 1970's. these trials inclued Sharon Tate and others. The entire fiasco took place in an just outside Los Angeles, Califorina.

Person 1:"Do you remember Helter Skelter?"
Person 2:"OH MY GAWD! CHALES MANSONS IN MY HEAD!"

by Alec LeClair August 29, 2007