Satan

The word originates in old testament Judaism.
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Therefore you posers can't twist it to mean whatever you want in the name of your gay goth philosophy/religion or whatever it is.

stupid satanists on this site: it's not the Christian anti-god or the Jewish adversary of humanity

sane person: yes,it is...you wouldn't even have that word if the Jews didn't use it first so therefore you losers can't even redefine it and then get mad when people don't conform to your definition that you made up...look we're perfectly sane here and don't need to conform to your pathetic little goth fantasies

by FUCK OFF YOU December 28, 2005

Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.

Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.

by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011

satanmart

a nickname for walmart for those of us who shop there for the prices but hate it.

I was at satanmart the other day & saved $30.

by crysnyx July 7, 2011

Satan Face

Satan Face is a force much like troll face.

Unlike troll face Satan face makes you kill your self not make you mad. Satan face must always have a capital S to show the severity of the matter.

"Uwe Boll has pissed me off for the last time with another shitty video game movie!"- Bill

"I'M GONNA MURDA HIS FAMILY!"- Tom

"Bro u need to get off that Satan Face shit u gonna get sent to prison."- James

by XxBlack ReaperX December 8, 2011

Satan's pacifier

Puritan slang for buttplug.

And I exhort you, men and women of Salem, indulge not in ingesting Satan's pacifier!

by saccharine delight December 21, 2013

satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014