spam purse

vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc

Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

scasm

When your colon spontaneously explodes

Steve-O: Hang on, speed bump!
Ty: Oh shit, I think I just had a scasm!!!

by Steve-O & Ty February 16, 2005

spam

n. Something Urban Dictionary hates

v. Something Urban Dictionary will never do to you

We hate spam, so we'll never spam you.

by ZeroMan42 April 12, 2010

Spamalicious

(Adverb)- 1. A certain quality possessed by an advertisement or an e-mail sent from a spammer or a large corporation which one loathes and wants to kill the sender because of. 2. An advertisement or an e-mail which forces the reader to laugh because of the absurdity of the ad.

E.g. #1
"Look at that billboard! I've seen that same ad like 30 times, and its no different. That's pretty spamalicious if you ask me..."

E.g. #2
"Holy cow, I got an spam e-mail for a free lawnmower and a free paraplegic wheelchair! How spamalicious is that!

by Morris Levy August 28, 2007

spam fag

An obvious junk post on forums and blogs by either a worthless piece of life sitting in his mother's basement and/or a bot posting random junk everyone rolls their eyes at and will never click on.

EXAMPLES
1. Posting non-related quotes
2. Posting random spam links
3. Never coming to the forum/blog again after posting

Hey, someone ban this spam fag please!

WTF does that have to do with anyting, spam fag?

by TPX October 3, 2009

Phone Spam

When a person or company voice-recording repeatedly calls you to sell you something or harass you, often resulting in a higher phone bill.

*phone rings at Tom's house*
Tom= Hello?
Caller= Hello... Would you be interested in buying one of our great products???.....

*Tom Hangs up the phone*

This happens repeatedly to Tom
Wat a great example of Phone Spam

by Optikmik3 March 12, 2007

Bullet spam

the act of taking a gun (most noteably the barret 50.cal) that should be used as a single shot long range gun, and running into enemy territory and no-scope firing the entire clip randomly at enemies hoping for a lucky kill

"god damn it!" "What happened keith?" "I almost had a fucking nuke but some noob fucking bullet spammed me with a barret"

by motorbreath 69 April 25, 2010