patio sloth

one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.

hey ma, its a patio sloth.

by dgafjoe January 15, 2007

Michigan Smith

Michigan Smith (Also known as Henry or Nondescript fractal) is a loyal follower of the Church of Firnando and the high priest's younger brother. According to legend, Michigan belongs to the illustrious Mcflucker family, though no one knows exactly how he is related. He became a prominent figure in the research industry after finding babies to be the principal cause of climate change. His solution to climate change being lawful infanticide, of course. In his spare time, you will find him playing DnD and giggling at pockets.

Imploding crocodile: "Stubby limbed Michigan Smith judges your politics."
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GamErGirl Mcflucker: "Michigan Smith is trying to manipulate me and a friend to reclaim power."
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Killer Queer: "Michigan Smith, are you drunk?"

by Church_Of_Firnando November 10, 2020

Brad Smith

Biggest DB on the planet

That DB Brad Smith is the worst

by SoupTheKid February 8, 2022

Pull a Dick Smith

To commit an egregious act while driving a car and act like you did nothing wrong.

Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.

Pull a Dick Smith and turn on that No-Turn-On-Red sign.

by Gomzz July 20, 2010

Smith College

A women's college in Northampton, Massachusetts. No other women's college can compare to it; Mount Holyoke College and Wellesley College may disagree, but their indignation is futile. Smith has a reputation for being full of lesbians; in reality it is only half full of lesbians. These lesbians are frequently found playing rugby or participating in crew. A large majority of the straight girls on campus had no idea that there were no men on campus when they applied. Students and alumni of Smith College are referred to as "Smithies," and even if you don't like that when you first come to school, you get used to it. Instead of having freshmen, Smith College has "first-years" to avoid being gender-specific, and one of its class deans is named Tom Riddell, leading many people to believe that Smith is, in fact, Hogwarts.

Just because I go to Smith College, that does not make me a man-hating lesbian. I was one of those regardless.

by iminurceiling May 24, 2009

the smith plays

A G-fuel sellout who loves Call Of Duty

I love the smith plays

is so sellout.

by Xd is so ducky July 24, 2017

Dirty Smith

When you fuck yo bitches best friend on a slide at church. Or the preachers daughter on the slide.

My homeboy Zay did a Dirty Smith wit this chick. Luckily his girl didnt dump him.

by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009