smoothie

when a guy and another guy have butt times and one guy releases into the other dude's booty and then to save the turtles, sticks a metal straw up the other bro's anal cavity and slurps up the juices and wishes him a good night.

"hey broski you wanna smoothie?"
"uh sure?"

by smoothy.slurp September 21, 2019

Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

dirty smoothie

When the man puts a fruit smoothie inside his penis, then ejaculates the smoothie into the woman's mouth.

Ann: Hey, I heard Mike gave you his special dirty smoothie.
Haley: Yeah. He made me a raspberry-banana one.
Ann: Nice.

by Maudlin La An July 6, 2010

skoochie

a combination of the words stinky and coochie; a dirty pussy

Yo i was with this girl last night and she had skoochie i could smell that shit through a hundred goombaz.

by Neptune Sk8 June 2, 2009

Smoothie

A slick, cunning and careful person.

His brother Jacob was a "smoothie." a slick and cautious man who would today read and ponder the stock reports, ever figuring a profit for himself. - Ottawa Citizen, 30 April 1932

by Athalanda April 29, 2013

scoochie

To drag butt on the floor or grass. Humping along on a solid surface with knees bent.

Lookie at the dog scoochie on the new pink rug.

by DidYouTell November 3, 2003

Snoochie-Boochies

Another word for weed, or marajuiana, pot, mary-jane, etc.

Did you bring the shnoochie-boochies?

by matt September 20, 2004