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Smartacles

Means: Intelligent or smart. Rare use now days. Olden day phrase.
That boy is so smartacles.
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Smart Candy

The candy seen across campus during the time of exams.. Commonly in little orange pills or time release capsules..
1."What you doing tonight?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"
by g8r boy July 6, 2010
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Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.
did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.
by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011
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Smartbomb

A grenade or a fat chick that goes to party just to attempt to hookup or dance with someone because they cant get any normally.
I know there was so many smartbombs there, it was gross!
by cpblast811 March 13, 2011
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Sharted

Tim laughed so hard that he sharted!
by AwesomeBananaz September 30, 2011
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smart attack

That heart-stopping moment when you realize that as a teacher, or a firefighter or a small business owner...or any other hard-working middle class American...that voting Republican is voting against your own best interests.
Joanne: You are NOT going to believe this! Fireman Tom is voting for President Obama!

Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!

Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...
by Mammy Yokum November 3, 2012
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Smart Mash

How to play Smart Mash in just 7 easy steps.

1. Find the smartest person you know.

2. Bring some of your mates (male).

3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)

4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.

5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.

6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.

7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.

First person to throw up is the loser.

Disclaimer: don't do this.
Hey guys want to play Smart Mash this weekend?
by Holygreywater September 27, 2018
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