Sparky Wondermuffin

An early 30s milf that seems like a girl next door type but is actually a firecracker.

"Hey, that hot mum over there, is she any good?"
'Karren? She's a total Sparky Wondermuffin! "

by Old_Balls December 1, 2019

Sparky

A kid who you nicknamed Sparky in the seventh grade. Now it is used religiously by yourself in favor of not using his actual name to prove your obvious dominance.

Sparky: those dad jokes are Satan himself. I'm scared.
Me: HI SCARED IM DAD
Sparky: NOOOOOOOOOO that's it I'm making a lettuce clone of you do I can ban the real one to the depths of hell

by Hshshsb November 4, 2019

Sparky Grape

Sparky Grape is the result of a condomless weekend at Lake Havasu with a sorority girl from Arizona State.

Bro #1: I Spring Breaked at Lake Havasu and caught Sparky Grape from Trinity at ASU.

Bro #2: You need to get to Doctor Davis, like, yesterday!

by JSnow7J November 6, 2019

smacky packy

a smacky packy is a blunt that you pass around and keep it going this blunt will nock you off your feet mostly niggers ell it

damn bruh stop hogging that smacky packy

by long daaddy December 13, 2019

Smark

A combination of snark and smart used in comical situations.

Insight was such a smarkass.

by Gremlin_King January 26, 2020

Sharky

To be sharky or have been sharky it means you have obliterated a females sexual organ during intercourse

When being sharky you are usually really rough and wreck less during sex

A lot of the time you usually have commuted or received serious injury

Yeah last night me and Martha got real sharky in the sheets last night

by 69alphamale69 April 1, 2020

Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.

My mom has a sparky crotch

by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020