American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004

slothicide

1. when a sloth attacks a human and is resaulted in injury or death.

2. a sudden wave of laziness.

1. he died in a tragic slothicide accident

2. i was going to go to work today, but i got a case of slothicide

by jenna and connor and brandon September 19, 2007

Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

by God December 14, 2004

slothernly

adj. To be slither like.

"That snake is very slothernly."

by dr. gutierrez May 21, 2007

slothernly

an adjective used to describe someone slithery or snake like.

the following are slothernly: snakes, slugs, noodles, tounges, and worms.

by Juanito Rojas May 21, 2007

Slothgoth

A goth who is very lazy lives in trees and slow

Goths mother: "Get up you need to do your work"
Goth child: 'Grunt noise' goes back to bed" i will get up soon, go away"
Goths mother: hes such a Slothgoth.

by Sozzelz 2 December 23, 2009

Slothiness

to be attached to; and or cling on another as if they were a branch

Did you see Connie's slothiness last night? she was all over Bobby like she was clinging to a limb for dear life.

by adhjskadhkahjkda March 14, 2011