Sloth

a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.

P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!

by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009

Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)

"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"

by SuperBun October 18, 2022

Sloth Nation

A society of the the most dankest sloths in the world, most Sloth Nation members are straight sloth royalty.

The creators of Sloth Nation are Travis, Nathan, and Ray.

by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

Sloth

When one takes a dookie, but does not flush. The doodoo sits for hours and becomes crusty within the toilet.

Dude, there's a sloth sitting in the men's restroom.

by dookieman101 September 21, 2011

sloth bang

When you and your and your partner are having sexual intercource and your partner is such a slow fence bitch that he fucks so damn slow

My mom sloth banged me last night night she's such a sloth dence bitch

by butt hert June 11, 2014

Sea Sloth

a person composed of despicable qualities.

Good luck in getting that sea sloth to come with us. He hasn't cleaned his room in weeks.

by Albert Gonzalez August 22, 2008

Takin the sloth to the aquarium

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!

Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!

by Whosthematter April 3, 2020