slippery lizard

The WORST word in urban dictionary

Friend: you know what a slippery lizard is?

Me: no. *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Friend;*does an evil laugh while I am being scared for life*

by Bick Cox February 3, 2022

Slipperyslim

The act of a small dick cumming in a nose.

Jodi and I got really kinky last night. We found out my dick is too small to please her or me so instead I opted for a slipperyslim.

by Sgt.pal February 27, 2022

Slippery Shanahan

The often occurrence of Ryan Shanahan slipping on a run, often bringing several teammates down with him.

Bert: Oh there goes slippery Shanahan slipping again! He brought Doug down with him!

by Bert1 March 14, 2022

slippery mode

the setting on a television that provides "motion smoothing"
it looks nauseating and slippery

I can't believe you're using slippery mode, do you even have eyes

by maxwellsnacks January 5, 2023

Slippery Slooder

Three shots of sambuca lit on fire and poured down an ice luge. The liquid evaporates before exiting, leaving waiting co-eds parched and sober.

I went to Mardi Gras and all I got was this “I got Sloodered” baby tee. That slippery slooder will get you every time.

by Swarflington September 27, 2023

Slow slapper

A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.

Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.

by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008

Semen Slappers

The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail

Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.

Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!

by Shokaboo October 21, 2008