skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic

" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "

by Mr. Barrett April 5, 2005

skip nasty

A noun for a failure.

Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.

by squintyeyes January 17, 2005

Skipping Shards

The act of selling or Trading Methamphetamine on a street level

If I do so snout. Lb of shard Skipping I'll get that new bike homie

I'm just out here skipping shards puddle pounding on these puddle sluts. Living my best life Karen

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

Parking Lot Skipping

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route

My professor engaged in parking lot skipping to get to work when there was too much traffic

by thenoladriver September 26, 2025

Crip Skip

Crip walking but with skipping instead

My friends were Crip skipping on the sidewalk

by The legend myself November 2, 2025

Skip intro

Not wasting time on preliminary bs in conversation. Like hitting the skip intro button when Netflix binging.

Cop pulls you over:
"Skip intro I'm trying to beat my GPS."

Sketchy dude comes up to you on the street at night:
"Skip intro how much money do you want?"

Nick Guerrero, comedian, in Laugh It Forward Presents Jimmy O. Yang 2025

by ruthom November 21, 2025

Skip

Sometimes an activity, but also known for creative, very social bald gentlemen.

“I just ran into Skip and god does he look great.”

by Carl Manhattan November 24, 2021