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The Sit-uation

A man or woman to wants people to think they are bigger than they really are. Usually done by constant use of dougall boosting and excessive workouts.
Why does he tell people he is big? He is 5'2" "Dude, he is the Sit-uation, thats what he is meant to do.
by RGSS January 25, 2011
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two-hole sit

When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.
A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.
by Craig McRae May 23, 2007
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zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.
Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.
by Raditude July 22, 2012
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hippy sit-ups

The action of a hippy or indigent individual who is laying prostrate and not quite staying still, and not quite using abdominal muscles to arise which resembles a drunken horizontal sway.
Gal 1: "Is he drunk swaying like that on the ground?"
Gal 2: "Nope he's just doing hippy sit-ups."
by dipstickin December 12, 2014
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shit sit

When you are sitting and talking with a friend while they take a shit.
1) Well I'm gonna go take a shit
2) Have fun with that
3) Come shit sit with me
by sowy m9 April 21, 2016
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Group Sit Down

Similar to a sit-down, but scaled up to incorporate several people. A group sit down involves 2+ people, simultaneously using separate toilets within earshot, most commonly this makes use of public or communal facilities. Typically a group sit down is the male equivalent of bathroom meetings, but in quintessential male fashion actually performs a vital function.

Originally conceptualized by the Germans in WWI, group sit downs provided the necessary emotional outlets for soldiers confined to the emotional demands of trench warfare. Soldiers would share tales of their life back at home, of their wives, and of their children building bonds and friendships between each other in the process. GSD's would serve as an effective coping mechanism for war for decades to follow.

Nowadays GSD's are often associated with lad culture or male exclusive meetings in a corporate world increasingly dominated by women. GSD's offer a male exclusive space to share their thoughts, ideas, beliefs or emotional discourse.
Microsoft HQ is always filled with secretaries on a Monday so Scotty arranged a group sit down for the afternoon to discuss the quarterly financial report.
by JonoTeMuna July 30, 2016
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tight sit

me: my moms car won’t start bro
bro: that’s a tight sit bro
by baelee December 2, 2017
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