Situational ghosting

When a friend makes plans with you, waits until the day of the event and then gives vague answers by text and does not answer her phone instead of telling you she is not coming.

Becca was supposed to go out with us but then totally disappeared—she is the queen of situational ghosting.

by Winc12345 June 1, 2019

Situationalship

"Two aries" This extremely rare and odd occasion is something that is almost certainly to beconsidered as the tall tale signs of the infamous "written in the stars" relationship. The down side is of course to battle against what life and eachother surprise you with. The will to seek... and not fear the future will most undoubtedly lead to a couple of savages living in a situationalship.....BITCH PLEASE 🎤 drop

They are weird af.....situationalship type people...

by Situationalship October 3, 2019

Sisuation

It’s situation but pronounced differently

I have a sisuation Brenda!

by Dhdhzjcjvj December 4, 2019

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Situationalize

putting yourself in a situation, in someone else's shoes, point of view and perspective, to understand, grasp and analyze, so you can disqualify yourself of any pre-conceptions or pre-judgement.

whenver i am having a deep conversation with someone, i like to situationalize myself into what their sharing with me.

by AccordingToRyC November 29, 2020

Situationalize

putting yourself in someone else's situation, in someone else's shoes, point of view and perspective, to understand, grasp and analyze their situation as your own, so you can disqualify yourself of any pre-conceptions or pre-judgement.

whenever i am having a deep conversation with someone, i situationalize what's being share to me.

by AccordingToRyC November 29, 2020

Situational flirting

Flirting based on the situation and not the person.

Roo: "Wow everyone in the Below Deck crew is flirting with each other even though I'm not convinced any of them actually fancy each other."
Ol: "Yeh I read on Urban Dictionary that it's called situational flirting."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020