Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!
*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption
*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption
"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"
by GloveDon'tFit December 26, 2014
Get the YoJ Simpson mug.(Verb) Trying to fix a problem, but acting in a manner that actually results in a much worse and more complicated situation than to begin with.
That man says he will "drain the swamp", but in all likelyhood, he will just Homer Simpson it.
He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!
He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!
by Dark Thought Dave March 23, 2017
Get the Homer Simpson mug.fucking weird as Horse Girl. normally blonde and a fucking retard. Likes correcting grammar for no reason and has an annoyingly obnoxious laugh.
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Get the Ella Simpson mug.Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
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(the gif is me after receiving mundane domer)
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Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
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Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!
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