fucking weird as Horse Girl. normally blonde and a fucking retard. Likes correcting grammar for no reason and has an annoyingly obnoxious laugh.
by yung boney April 23, 2020

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

When you are receiving impeccable dome and you cannot control your uckface that you scream "HOLY COW THIS IS SOME INSANELY DOPE DOMER SIMPSON"
(the gif is me after receiving mundane domer)
(the gif is me after receiving mundane domer)
by UckFaceReciever March 27, 2023

(Verb) Trying to fix a problem, but acting in a manner that actually results in a much worse and more complicated situation than to begin with.
That man says he will "drain the swamp", but in all likelyhood, he will just Homer Simpson it.
He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!
He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!
by Dark Thought Dave March 23, 2017

To rid your crew of longtime friends or associates who no longer belong. To gentrify a group of friends by snuffing out the weaker individuals, leaving a better foundation with which to move forward.
by TB77 August 21, 2013

by AlexDoesWeerdStuff December 3, 2020

My name is Lisa Simpson and I am the smartest kid on Earth with a dad who is dumb and is ALWAYS Drunk. LoL!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!
by Someone MORE Special Than your Girlfriend December 28, 2005
