Saddlepants

a freakazoid psycho who has 2 forms. One is a psychotic killer while the other is a gentle, peace loving tree hugger. Both confuse me but are fooni to laugh at. (dont h8... yo)!

She is also lovlovlov'd by every guy ever and like at least half the girls she meets. High demand much? I think so.

Oh look, there goes Saddlepants.
Is she killing someone?
Hell yeah, but she looks koot doin it! :)

by Jaddlefxce October 23, 2008

Sqiddle

To cuddle entirely, using one's whole body.

Never sqiddle a rabid squirrel.

She totally squiddled me! I couldn't go ANYWHERE!

"How did you end up making out?"
"Oh, we were sqiddling and one thing led to another..."

by [Roflcopter] November 2, 2008

Saddle Sensitive

butt hurt

Dude!,don't be so saddle sensitive just because you weren't asked to go.

by Cherish941 March 13, 2009

saddle blanket

Slang for native american. Derived from the days native americans rode horses while sitting on blankets instead of saddles. Best used while refering to a good friend. Or funny moment won't be so funny. Atleast pick someone with a sense of humor

Hey, saddle blanket get over here. We got to go.

by wdomkr December 24, 2009

Saddlecock

1. The title that is given to a mans lower half once he commits the unspeakable act of sex with a horse

He banged the black stallion so hard now he has saddlecock

by Merv Griffin October 5, 2010

skiddledeDOW

SkiddledeDOW: A word used to express happiness, excitement, joy, and just PURE AWESOMENESS or to ask where brunch is.

Hows your day?

SkiddledeDOW

Where is the brunch location at?

SkiddledeDOW

by SkiddledeDOW January 7, 2011

Skiddlepeet

A flirtatious monster that is feared by young women and men alike. It is found in the deep south of the USA. Normally feeds upon shrimp shit. However, it can consume human flesh.

Little Girl: Mommy I'm scared of the Skiddlepeet coming!
Mom: Well then make sure that you cover your wall in shrimp shit in sacrifice.

by thisonerandomninjayoucan'tfind March 9, 2011