Shower Oyster

A white glob of semen found floating in a public or possibly private shower. It resembles an oyster.

OMFG I knew I should have wore shower shoes! I got attacked by a shower oyster in the showers today!

by incomplete pete November 3, 2009

Shower Hop

A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.

I was completely out of toilet paper and had no choice but to shower hop.

by Slim Deeds October 10, 2008

Southern Shower

Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.

"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.

by MarkWT February 18, 2009

Tactical Shower

To forgoe a shower and instead spray down with deodorant

You going to have a douche?

Nah mate, tactical shower.

by LordWillberforce May 29, 2011

ninja shower

When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.

It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.

by majesticbeard October 26, 2014

shower it off

To recover from something by showering.
Equivalent of 'sleep it off'

-This exam was so distressing.
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!

-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)

by Cirera June 12, 2011

taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".

Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.

by TheBigBoyB January 25, 2015