Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.

A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.

by SociallyRetarded December 4, 2011

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Carpet shopping

Seattle, WA

Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy

"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"

by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009

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Black Shopping

The shopping one does on Black Friday.

Every year me and my friends go Black Shopping on Black Friday.

by Luca Lavonte November 27, 2009

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Recursively funded online shopping

Online shopping at work. Since the shopping is being done during work hours, any items bought are to a certain degree financed through the shopping process itself. The degree of financing stands in a direct relationship to the time spent shopping.

Vinzent spent the whole afternoon at the office with nothing but online shopping. He's doing recursively funded online shopping!

by vinz666 May 31, 2012

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shoe shopping

Verb: To look for pussy.

To be used prior to "nice shoes"

We need to go shoe shopping at the bar.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

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Defensive Shopping

Buying presents for acquaintances out of fear they might surprise you with a gift.

"Great!" I'll have to start my defensive shopping tonight after work. I have a bad feeling Peggy's gonna surprise me with one of those sweaters she loves to knit for Christmas.

by Adam (______) The Person December 21, 2008

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