Shipping and Handling

The amount of cash added to the price of marijuana for moving it.

Dave: 60 bucks for mids?! I don't think so!
Walter: Chill your nuts! It's an extra 5 for shipping and handling 'cuz i gotta move this shit.

by suburbania January 21, 2011

Shippo

A character from Inuyasha. A fox-demon so adorably cute that you just wanna punch him upside the cranium.

"I found out that my definition of Shippo was removed! YOU BASTARDS!! You people really hate freedom of speech these days. What? Do you not like me ripping into Wapanese people & emo-kids? First my definition of Michael Moore is removed, then Iraqi children, and now this one! You cocksuckers should just get over the fact that there ARE people sharper than you, and should be free to express their opinions! You people have no respect for people who work hard on things! These were what this nation was founded on, and now it's fuckwads like you who are trying to fuck society up with your little over-emotional bullshit, not to mention control EVERYTHING everyone says! Go fuck yourselves!"
-me ^_^

by Dave October 19, 2004

ship wreck

A person that is ugly or just beyond fixin up.
Busted, broke down, sloppy, not tryin to do nothing for themselves, hopeless, aint never gonna be anything

Damn man look at that ship wreck over their

by Dasupa 1 March 20, 2008

sheppey

A small hell hole shaped like a turd floating at the bottom of the river thames. At least half of the population call their brother dad and quite possibly uncle at the same time. Foriegners i.e. people who do not live on the Island should be very aware that the life expectancy for foreigners is about 20 minutes this will be drastically reduced should you try to frequent one of the public houses.

A few residents think that the island is somehow Sicily and that they are mafia, but in fact they are just small minded idots, dangerous still but not because they run vast criminal empires but because they fantasise they do.

Foriegner: "Hi im new to the island could you tell me where to find...."

Sheppey Local: "Arhhh yoooo farkin starin at min ya muthers cant!"

Foreigner: "No! Please! Dont I just want..."

Sheppey Local: "I dont give a fark wo u want u dirty f ing carnt"

30 minutes later...

Ambulance arrives, maybe the police if they have the guts and take dead foreigner away to the morgue. There are no witnesses as everyone is scared of the so called sheppey gangstas.

by EscapeeFromHell October 3, 2006

Shimp

A person who both ships two people, and simps for one of them as well.

Shelby is a shimp
Friend: I ship Wordgirl and Tobey, but simp for Tobey too
Me: Oh, your a shimp

by zesty hurdle girl March 13, 2022

Jane and Sheppard

An area in Toronto Ontario. Its part of the Janestrip and realllyyyyy close to Jane and Finch. Its now just as bad as Jane and Finch with all the gangs and stuff, but its still soo kool! It just recently got worse, and now theres like a shooting every week, but thats the hood for u.

Guy1: ayy yo im reppin Jane and Sheppard 4 lyfe!!! Best place in the t-dot yeaaa=)

by yuaaah January 5, 2008

Shippensburg

A small state college in central Pennsylvania where you are considered cultured if you drink imported beer. Although it is often overshadowed by the Penn state main campus (roughly two hours away) SHIP has been sporting record Underage drinking violations for over a decade. It was recently made into a dry campus but still retains the strong scent of cheap beer and liquor. Ohh, its also a fine place to see cows and get an education.

"Sometimes my dad will come home from the bar drunk and beat me to take out his frustration"
"Didn't your dad graduate from Shippensburg University?"

(NOTE: Child abuse is no laughing matter. If you or someone you know is being abused please contact your local child services)

by T. Rizzle July 27, 2008