Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.

I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?

by TheRatchet June 11, 2009

Body Shampoo

Shampoo used while receiving a table shower.

The smell of the body shampoo wasn't a concern once the table shower was nearing its finish.

by Jo mamma said knock you out August 16, 2011

Shampon

A tampon made of the wonderful shamwow menstration sucker uper

Betsy almost got blood everywhere. Atleast she remembered her shampon!

by Aphish December 18, 2009

shampoodled

To have been done bogus, usually by members of the opposite sex, in a way that causes confusion and or frusteration

David, "So, when I arrived at the party, all of the chicks left."

Brent, "Wow, you were shampoodled."

by slapmesilly17 May 29, 2010

kiki shampoo

A special extra-strength shampoo, guaranteed to make even Kirsten Dunst's hooch smell fresh like spring rain.

Yeah, I was having trouble getting John to give me a good tongue-lashing "down there," but since I tried that kiki shampoo, I can't get his tongue out of my panties!

by lucyfur April 11, 2008

hey shampoo

an illegal immigrant with 2 identities. works with one name and collects welfare or WIC checks with another name. they may get away with it because of lack of a birth cirtificate. goes to college and gets govt & other funding. keep working! millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!! (I am not one myself)Report their fraud & get a cash reward in most states.

The hey shampoos next door need to be quiet, its pretty late and i gots work tomorrow

by Serbian Gangsta April 29, 2008

Shimple

When people can't say the word simple so they say shimple instead. I mean what is wrong with these people, I have heard it more than once.

Megan at badminton saying 'shimple'.

by Imogen_is_shimple July 19, 2006