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Shelf life

Refers to the time duration in which a pair breasts are free from the undesirable effects of time. Sagging, stretching, veining, and etc.
A set of DD's will have a lower shelf life than a nice firm set of C's.
by Langerangatang June 17, 2010
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Sheffield Wednesday

Sheffield Wednesday F.C., a football club who believes they rule the world and are the biggest thing since sliced bread.. in truth, they are no bigger than a bucket!

Their shameful team, full of rejects and specialties play their 'football' at a place called Hilsborough. Again, the Sheffield Wednesday faithful (about 15,000) belive they have the biggest, best and most modern football ground in Yorkshire.. No. The clubs infront of you for 'nice' football grounds would be, Sheffield United, Leeds United, Hull City, Doncaster Rovers and Chesterfield.

Your average Sheffield Wednesday fan, is a boozed up narrow minded pig, who will always say to Sheffield United fans, "we're betta than ya, n always wil bi". No, infact the last 9 years show this as you have turned to a small, mediocre and insignificant club to the football league.
My mates just become a Sheffield Wednesday fan.. Kil him, quick.
by Blade. September 23, 2011
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sheffield

glasgow boys say this instead of blade (knife) big ass butcher knife preferably so a sheffield is a knife
wheres the sheffield plug this fanny, take his eye out
by rangersfc1690 August 21, 2010
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cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.
My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!
by christoferdrew2 July 9, 2010
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Shaffle

A small amount of sexual indulgence. A potential precursor to foreplay.
"She's been giving me signals all night? I think I'll go in for the shaffle!"
by Bigger Dickus April 23, 2009
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Shelf Fat

Having so much fat that you can you it as a dinner tray.
Your stomach sticks out so far you can sit a dinner plate on it is Shelf Fat
by Smebie May 6, 2010
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shelfed

To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.
Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!
by queerko January 13, 2014
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