Shafters

Amalgamation of the words "see you after", alternatine to "goodbye"

Commonly used in Glasgow.

Jonny: "I need to go the now"
Matt: "Shafters mate"

by GlasgaeFTW May 16, 2009

reverse shitter

when your having sex with someone, and then you turn them around, and shit in their ass, and then they shit out their shit, which is made up of your shit, which you previously shit in their ass.

that kid is such a cooz. im gona give him a reverse shitter.

by ballcuzzi April 18, 2005

Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating

Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.

by mynameisdavo June 22, 2006

shitterbang

to have anal sex with

Damn I sure would like to shitterbang her!

by Assman8 September 11, 2003

cock shitter

1.One who shits cock

2.gay guy

3.guy (or girl) who takes cock in the ass.

faggot

1.Jim:"Docter, docter! I dont know whats wrong with me! I keep pooping out long, hard, fleshy, turds!"
Doctor:"Well, it seems you have cockshittingitus, in other words, you are becoming a cock shitter."

2.Tammy:"Shirley, im gonna go out with Bobby!"
Shirley:"No way, I heard he was a cock shitter!"

3.Me and my Boyfriend are cock shitters!

by ghoof June 11, 2006

shitter ass monk

This is an exclamatory phrase used mostly without regard for context or audience. Such as when the user burns themselves on the stove or finds out their car has been broken into.

Leigh: Max, your car was broken into by some bum. I found him in the backseat playing with your garden shearers.

Max: shitter ass monk!

by leighparade April 2, 2010

Homeward bound shitter

when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it

friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"

by RustyNail84 August 18, 2011