The Shannon

The girl in your town that is known as the slut of the county and likes literally any aged man to cum inside her hoo-ha

"Hey, is that The Shannon of the town?"
"Yeah, I heard she lets 35 year old men fuck her."
"I know her sister; she told me that she tried get up on her boyfriend's dick."
"How old was he?"
"32,"
"Jesus..."

by K-Dawgg July 9, 2015

Shannon

A white stoner dude who plays guitar and jerks off simultaneously.

"Dayum dude did you see that guy at the nudist hippie colony? He must be a Shannon."

by Shanulio Noodlenan May 25, 2016

Dirty Shandon

A Dirty Shandon is a dude farts so hard while he is banging that a little runs out his ass. After he farts he takes the shit and smears it on the face of the other while making battle cries.

Dude! I pulled a Dirty Shandon last night! She looked like she was from Braveheart! But Brown lol

by MuchoMandingo December 17, 2019

Shannon Boy

Douche bag

feminine douche bag Shannon Boy is a complete douche bag.

by zack.clark June 22, 2012

Swanson

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly

Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson

by Studzy December 30, 2010

Shannon Seymour

Shannon Seymour is a name to describe a dick and a player

Shannon Seymour hit on my friend

by shaeshaen January 1, 2012

Shannon

She's a freaking panda, yo.

Did you see Shannon the other day? She was rocking that panda sweatshirt. So perfect on her.

by Wise Old Daddy March 24, 2019