A "math teacher" with 0 knowledge of anything math related. A Ms Selby is commonly refered to as "dumber than a blonde girl". If you spot a Ms Selby KILL ON SIGHT, if you do not have the proper equipment, then RUN UR FAT LITTLE ASS OUT OF THERE. As a Ms Selby is banned from most public gathering places for being too dumb, you will probably never have to worry about ever encountering one, but always, ALWAYS carry a handgun for one use and one use only... to shoot this bitch.
Student: Hey have you seen that new netflix show.
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!
by FuckUMsSelby May 11, 2022
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Dude 1: "How are you going to propose? Beach, fancy dinner, what man?"
Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"
Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"
Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"
Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"
by lexiNshelly September 12, 2011
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That ShellyBelly, I love her.
by TheGwaja April 8, 2011
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by Chopperdaddy06 February 1, 2010
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Guy#2: " I know, and she's about to be mine!"
Guy#2: " I know, and she's about to be mine!"
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I tried to get some work done, but couldn't focus with my white trash neighbors doing the Shelbyville Shout.
by David S. Pumpkins October 26, 2016
Get the Shelbyville Shout mug.The most amazing girl in the world. While spending time with her, it seems like time stops. She can nearly hypnotize you with her smile and laugh. And this is the reason, you always want to make her smile. Her Sneezes are the cutest sounds i have ever heard. Her giggles are more contagious than Covid19. She also has the best personality. If god ever created a perfect and most beautiful being in the entire universe, I am sure it is Shelly.
Person 1: This Star up there is really beautiful.
Person 2: It is not nearly as beautiful as Shelly tho.
Person 1: Do you know Shelly?
Author of this definition: Yes ofcourse, she is the person i had my "ZING" with.
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Person 1: Do you know Shelly?
Author of this definition: Yes ofcourse, she is the person i had my "ZING" with.
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