Salmon Mist

When one is going down on a lady friend and she quiefs, spraying a fishy mist all over his face.

Yo dude, at this party last night I went down on Cindy and she sprayed her salmon mist all over my face, it tasted better than oysters.

by j gilbert August 5, 2008

Salmon

When cum dries on skin and becomes hard, crusty and hard to get rid of

“Ohh, dude, I had to shower twice yesterday ‘cos I had so much salmon on my crotch!”

by bob3atschildr3n October 15, 2019

Curtain Sermon

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"

Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.

by Chairman November 5, 2003

cum guzzling semon demon

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.

Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon

by Djsanders95 March 15, 2017

Sloppy salmon

A sloppy salmon is where a man fucks a woman with a fish and then slaps that pussy with the dead fish

I’m gunna sloppy salmon you tonight

by Dequavis Jones March 16, 2019

Salmon

A term used to describe an athlete who deliberately competes at a lower level of competition in order to outplay the field and win awards.

Derived from the 'Big-fish-little-pond" concept; a clearly superior fish in a little pond.

He played the game today like a professional athlete, he is a Salmon in this division of the competition.

by quasiman November 13, 2011

Victoria Salmon Kings

A professional ice hockey team located in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. They are currently the ECHL affiliates of the Manitoba Moose of the AHL, and the Vancouver Canucks of the NHL.

GO VICTORIA SALMON KINGS!!!

by Victoria Salmon Kings Fan January 30, 2009