semi-retarded

1. When someone is barely retarded but does something really weird and stupid, he is semi-retarded.
2. When someone is completely right with their opinion, but only you disagree, so you consider him semi-retarded.

That one guy Michael, he is semi-retarded for thinking pee is stored in the balls!

by splendidgamesinc May 8, 2018

Seeing

I can’t see what I’m typing,
Poop turtle poop yeet whole my anus black

Seeing is blind

by I like to yeet.... October 29, 2019

computer semi-literate

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.

Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

by megnao flimpis August 1, 2003

solid semi

when a dude is not quite fully aroused, but well on his way to full rigidity.

when I was grinding with him on the dancefloor, he was sporting a solid semi.

by billybrothel August 29, 2010

Attention seeking

Someone always looking for attention.

Marcus says “I’m colourblind”
Everyone “no”
Marcus is an attention seeker

Attention seeker - DescriptionAttention seeking behavior is to act in a way that is likely to elicit attention, usually to elicit validation from others. People are thought to engage in both positive and negative attention seeking behavior independent of the actual benefit or harm to health.

by I always tell the truth no lir October 2, 2020

semi

1 -(n.) Any semi-automatic weapon; semi-shots, smg's, etc. (pronounced "seh-MEE")

2 -(n.) An 18-wheeler truck (pronounced "seh-MI")

1 - "Semi's are only half as fun as automatics."

2 - "Aparrently a semi loaded with cocaine and doritos rolled over on the freeway yesterday.

by Lil Dre April 18, 2006

semi-colon

The term used to refer to erectile problems during anal sex. Primarily, although not exclusively, used to describe a gay man where impotency has struck during intercourse.

Anthony: I'm not feeling anything anymore?
Sebastian: I'm so sorry, I've gone limp.
Anthony: A semi-colon does nothing for me, Sebastian.

by ChrisUK June 22, 2009