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Sebastian

A person that is the biggest and baddest ninja you will ever meet in your entire life.
No example, because anyone who could possibly make one is killed by the Sebastian ninja.
by Finudil December 24, 2008
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sebastian

The lobster from the little mermaid anyone who thinks he is a crab is dumb dumb
by janny999999999 December 3, 2011
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Sebastian

A Sebastian is someone who is loved by all. He never fails to put a smile one your face whenever you need it. Sebastians usually tend to play soccer. They are very athletic, sweet, kind, funny, gorgeous, people with a fantastic sense in clothing. They always have a great sense of humor, a hilarious laugh, and a perfect smile. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him.
Ooooo look at that gorgeous boy, that's got to be a Sebastian.
by magicallll February 13, 2013
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dingleberry season

when your dingleberries are ripe and you need to go to the taurlet to pick your crop
Its been about 2 months, beter go to the john and see if its dingleberry season yet
by Bralph Mayoface November 19, 2010
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Surf My Seas

Although one may not use a surf board, it most definitely adds to the excitement of the action. Surf my seas refers to gradual movement up and down a woman's body with one's weiner which may involve some light penetration.
Dev in "Dancing in the Dark" would say, "I'm only talkin to ya if you wanna surf my seas"

"She said to me "surf my seas." I really surfed the crap out of her seas.
by Bearhunter27 October 12, 2011
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Curve Season

curv-sea.son\(kûrv-siːzən)\ noun. ext. of "curve/curved"(adj) Northern east-coastal American vernacular.

The time of year (typically after the March equinox & through the September equinox) in which the act of avoiding someone with half'assed excuses/flat out DISMISSING someone's advances - becomes rampant. Essentially, a "quick exit" when faced with being pursued by an unfavorable suitor. Often used as pick-up line - grenade - or ugmo repellent.

Lame excuses for the following, but not limited to...
• not wanting ANYTHING to do with you physically or romantically(present or future, while denying the past if any).
• having already gotten services rendered from you (be it free drinks/weed, a ride, money, oral sex, sex ect) and wanting you in their lives on more sporadic terms until more services are commissioned at a more convenient/(much) later date.
• clichés used when not wanting to get/be tied down in a serious/monogamous relationship.
• pacifying phrases given to a person in hopes that they're dumb enough to stick around while you're at play.

Synonyms; running game, letting down easy, brushed off, carried, stiff armed, getting phased out, (k)cattin' off"(-west coast).
Antonyms; Cuffing season
For an extensive on-going list of widely used, popular & CLASSIC clues to indicate when Curve Season may be upon you, see : twitter trending topic #CurveSeason
(Provoked & possibly coined by hiphop artist Joe Budden)

• "I have to work/church in the morning"
• "But I can't, my FRIEND likes you"
• "my phone died/didn't have any bars"
• "I didn't Ignore your call, I was asleep"
• "I can't give you my # but I'll take yours"
• "I DID call you back, your phone sucks!"
• "That's my mom on the other line"
• "lemme get your #" ; their response: "just add me on facebook!" (you requested them & got denied OR they only give you limited access w/their wall blocked)
• "I think you have the wrong number"

• "I would only hurt you"
• "I see you as a brother/sister"
• "I have a boy/girlfriend"
• "My roommate is drunk, I have to take care of them"
• "I'm on my period(for the 2nd time this month?)"
• when at a bar/club, typically AFTER a drink has been procured/consumed "I'm going the the bathroom. I'll be RIGHT back!"(she won't be back)
• "Nah, I don't take THOSE kind of pics, but you can send me one of you"
• "Ay beautiful, what's your name?" "Gretchen."

• "I didn't know we had plans"
• "i JUST masturbated... damn"
• "Que? No hablo ingles.."
• "I have cancer"
• "Im gay"
by @eee April 25, 2011
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Sebastian

I love Sebastian
by Former December 12, 2020
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