scouseritis

Evil disease causing the inflicted to behave like a scouse.

Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.

" Calm down calm down, keep your eyes out while I half inch these hubcaps but don't get bukkacake on me shell suit "!

" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!

by TweenieGirl November 12, 2011

Scousers

A large respectable group of people who come from Liverpool

Scousers are very nice people

by ScouseHardLad December 12, 2018

scooshy

means the same as squishy only i can't say squishy

eww.. look at the scooshy stuff

by abby January 19, 2004

scosche

a large amout of bull crap

that was quite a scosche of beer

would you like a breakfast scosche?

I'd like a scosche of doughnuts

by Devin and Jeff <3 November 3, 2004

scoosh

A 'scoosh' is a term used mainly in gaming scenarios describing a person's behavior. The person has to be quick-witted, evasive, and very sly. The word generally comes up in heated debates over VoIP (Voice over Internet Protocol). The person must also have a comedical drive.

That lil' scoosh is really annoying.
You stupid scoosh quit ganking me!
Ya big scoosh!!

by Pew Pew Purim January 13, 2009

Scoosch

A person that has all traits of a dork, looser, geek, asshole, freak, idiot.

I was driving down the 15 freeway and this SCOOSCH cut me off.

by so-cal-riv-kid April 9, 2009

Scouger

An animal that is half couger half squirle. Also a shapeshifter and the most dangerous animal in the world.

Was that a fucking scouger that just ran by?

by penis wrinklerszz April 19, 2009