schlemmin'

lemon water that makes you shit, which leads to weight loss

i need my schlemmin' juice this morning

by slimschlemmin March 28, 2026

Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

schleaubatious

having an exaggerated sense of one's own importance or abilities.

“You’re being kind of schleaubatious right now”
“They were so schleaubatious! They just kept on talking about themself.”

by thesillyman March 5, 2025

Schlap

Shitting into your palm, shoving your hands in another's face and proceeding to clap

"I'm going to schlap Harold later"
"Dude what the fuck

by Schlapper March 7, 2025

schleem

fein translated into keplarian language

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by aliencatluvr May 9, 2025

schleem

Fein by Travis Scott translated into Keplarian

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by aliencatluvr May 9, 2025

Schlapp

To repeatedly grope and sexually harass men, particularly when done covertly by a man posing as heterosexual.

The head of the American Conservative Union was thrown out of a bar for schlapping men by following them around and rubbing up against them. He also settled a lawsuit alleging he had schlapped a former staffer.

by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025