Schemvac

( Skem-Voc)

A trope where everyone thinks everything went according to someone's plan but in actuality it was pure luck and coincidences. Some to none of what the person did was planned, but everyone thinks it was.

“So nothing what you did was planned!?” The guy laughed at his friend’s schemvac story about him “outsmarting” a guy in chess.

by Noobjeta April 1, 2022

Schelog

When you shave your balls and no type of itching will satisfy that feeling of being itchy, bot even the pinch and role.

I just shaved my balls yesterday and I still have schelog

by Demetrius demarcus April 10, 2022

schmogiel

a king

a menace to the world schmogiel is a devilish king

by pop start 69 June 14, 2022

Schmocklicky

An exclamation that means absolutely nothing. Typically pronounced in an Irish accent.

Schmocklicky!!

by skinnnypete June 29, 2022

Schmogul

A man who possesses all abilities and especially emphasises his schmeagleness to all people. It is the highest rank on the schmeagle scale.

Schmogul is the most schmeagle of the schmeagles

by Schmeagz July 5, 2022

Scheming

When teenagers gather and secretly plot to do goon shit to get money for weed, video games, drinks, or cheetos.

We smoked a joint and then me and the boys were scheming at the crib.

by Operation kwas August 12, 2022

Schemple

To define an object,liveforms,or genitalia that is "schmeeply"

To schmep or not to schmep

Its so Schemple and smelly.

by Dirty Danno II November 15, 2022