1. Akwardly stating that you lack in knowledge on a certain subject or joke that everyone around you understands.
2. One who posses little or no knowledge in the area of sex/sex slang and while they try to keep that to themselves, they find themselves in a position in which they must suddenly let the world know they have absolutely no idea what is going on.
2. One who posses little or no knowledge in the area of sex/sex slang and while they try to keep that to themselves, they find themselves in a position in which they must suddenly let the world know they have absolutely no idea what is going on.
"Hey connor, would you rather give, or get head?"
"Give for sure"
"Yea me too"
"Hey chuck, what about you? Give or get?"
"Umm, I really don't know what that is, but okay."
"Then just say give"
"Chucky, you are pullin a scales!"
"Give for sure"
"Yea me too"
"Hey chuck, what about you? Give or get?"
"Umm, I really don't know what that is, but okay."
"Then just say give"
"Chucky, you are pullin a scales!"
by jerryG246 December 21, 2008
Get the [pullin a scales]mug. A European device used to measure the official distance a nose picker can flick a nasal nugget during an organized competition or tournament.
The judges have recalibrated the boflichter scale and we are ready for round two of this competition.
by GORP July 27, 2006
Get the boflichter scalemug. Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.
1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with
0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with
0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
by lolsquid January 29, 2014
Get the Middy Scalemug. "He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"
1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
by Awkward. June 7, 2014
Get the Dicktor Scalemug. Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.
After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
Get the HO-scalemug. The Boner Scale is a scale for measuring the firmness of an erection. It goes from 0-1000, zero being totally flaccid and one thousand being ready to explode.
by tokinwhtguy June 14, 2010
Get the Boner Scalemug. How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.
Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.
by JMSMD September 25, 2006
Get the vagitudinal scalemug.