Sam

Large, bear like object, enjoys salmon, friget and enjoys taras mouth area. known to get wood over taras fine, fine body

oh man, did you see that sam bear getting horny over tara? imagine the after sex salmon they'll have

by hahahnoreally? March 3, 2009

Sam

A common name given to women with an extreme sexual craving. (Whore) They are usually found walking the streets, either in search of chick or dicks. The name "Sam," is derived from the english word, "Sample." This is because many dicks are "sampled" before she settles on just one. These "women" are often are raised out of Manchester, NH.

That Sam has fucked the whole town. When do you think she will settle down?

by HollaAtYaGwalla January 21, 2010

sam

a part of uncle sam

that sam has the charecters of a typical Uncle Sam

by johny1234 September 26, 2006

Sam

1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.

Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo."

X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"

by it's-true December 13, 2010

sam

the biggest manwhore in rustburg. loves to lie and play games, been with lori for awhile but still fucks around with anything he can fuck. Fat ugly chunky loose whore..he fucks them all. His dick controls him and its disgusting. One boy you cannot trust, he has problems. Grosss

girl, i got drunk and hooked up with sam calohan last night" "oh girl i did too! that nasty" "gross girl, and look lori is still with him" "poor girl" "plus his dick wasnt even good!

by anonymousbaybaye December 19, 2010

sam

Freaking douche bag. he likes men.

"sam, your such a freakin douche bag for raping my dog"

by The roflemonster April 22, 2009

sam

homo who loves taking it in the ass. this type of person doesn't care who they hurt or how condescending they are. also, nobody can ever be friends with this person, although they pretend to be.

I never did anything to you!!! You are such a sam!!! Stop telling me what to do!

by matt gertz December 15, 2008