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Samadi

Claims being a sea Marshall, navy captain ( actually the only place that he controls warships is in the game : world of Warships)
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
A: hello captian samadi!
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
by Nakhoda August 16, 2018
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Salma

Salma or salmostoria is a rare disease that attack the heart, it make it bumping so fast, it affects how the heart muscle squeezes,
Treatment for Salma disease is still unknown , research on this matter is still going
His heart is bumping so hard when he hear a girl named Salma, he definitely has salmostoria !
by William91f July 2, 2019
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Salmai

Salmai is a shy, sensitive girl who has a hard time being who she is meant to be. She may come off as fearless and not giving af but deep down she cares what people think about her.
There she goes again, being a salmai about everything.
by Poseidon_son January 29, 2020
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Pantsu._.sama

A wholesome asian chick that runs a great meme page.
"Pantsu._.sama has a very wholesome page"
by Ahegao.gay June 22, 2018
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Mohammad bin salman

a terrorist that hacks rich peoples phones
you hacked jeff bezos phone!? you are just as bas as Mohammad bin salman
by Chesemcdoodlesthaone January 23, 2020
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Samah

a dirty person,a mutated person,,extremely manipulative,cheap,bad odor,yellow-black teeth,is regarded as an insult in the middle east.
man! you are such a samah!
your teeth are so samahy!
samah you!
by samay el emayd 62 January 30, 2010
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Salma

The tallest thing in a group. Usually has a big forehead and you might refer to it as the dildo.
Dude, do you see that Salma down there !
by TallAshyFreak October 7, 2008
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