Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.

Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"

by BrownKandy August 22, 2011

Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

by ZORG April 5, 2015

knob swab

A gay man giving oral sex

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers

by Rosieola2013 October 30, 2015

Cock SwabEd

To swab the inside of a vagina with your pecker (a pecker)

Yo man I just cock swabed your girl.

by Low ballet November 1, 2016

Cunt-Swab

An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.

You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab

by Whiffles November 14, 2016

meat swable

Meat that hangs out of the vagina

Damn, when I fucked Barbara she had a huge meat swable

by Meat swable July 24, 2017

Meat Swable

Meat that dangles from the pussy

Damn,did you know that Barbara had a juicer (meat Swable) than Jen

by Meat swable July 24, 2017